Hello there.......
BREAKING NEWS !!!!, BREAKING NEWS !!!! BREAKING NEWS !!!
18,550 ASSHOLES........I MEAN DING-DONGS, OUT OF WORK........
HOW'S THAT HOPE AND CHANGE WORKING OUT FOR YOU!!!!???
YES WE CAN!!!....OBAMA-NATION INCHES CLOSER TO TOTAL FINANCIAL COLLAPSE........
And getting pretty close to Christmas as well......no splendid blue spruce tree draped in sparkling tinsel and lights.........no Vienna Boy's Choir and heavenly strains of "Silent Night"....no stockings hung with care, no honey glazed yams, no mashed potatoes drenched in giblet gravy, no roasted turkey with all the trimmings..........no presents save for the jolly Landlords' bearing eviction notices and legions of Rent-To-Own employees serving a blizzard of repossession notices on the toilet paper, the linen, the faux teak dinette set and mother's deluxe, 15 speed, deep plunging action, chrome-trimmed, "Brawny Big Boy", marital aid............
Nope!!!..........no joy in Crankville tonight!!!.......just a large can of Spam in the middle of the table and a jug of festive egg-nog flavoured Kool-Aid..............followed by Mum and Dad drowning their sorrows in a couple of bottles of Ripple-Jack.........and then the self piteous finger pointing digressing into beating each other senseless in a bruising beatdown romp of "You're To Blame For Our Mess"..........oh domestic joy!!!........oh domestic bliss!!!!........all the while the children, hands over their ears, crying rivers of tears, quiver 'neath the, yet to be repossessed, poly-acrylic blankets........because, after all, Christmas is for the kids..........Oh Joy of Yuletide Joy!!!!!....welcome to the United Socialist States of America!!!!
I suppose they can all join the ranks of the Occupy Wall-Streeters.........a few hundred thousand more swelling the ranks of soup kitchens and tent-cities across the USA........just wait until the riots start.....that'll be a rodeo I won't miss!!!......putting my feet up with an ice cold Big Rock Traditional Ale and a bag of corn chips..........giggling my ass off as the self entitled socialist democrat swamp implodes!!!........more laughs than a room full of cross-eyed, crack addled, roller skating monkeys in crotchless panties!!!.........oh fuck-a-diddly-doo.........a riot fer me and a riot fer you!!!
They won't miss Christmas anyway.......won't be long until Christmas trees are banned in Canada and the USSA.....under new Islamic laws the celebration of Christmas will soon be considered a "hate-crime"..............Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho........good night Western Civilization..........on yer way out please turn out dee lights and close dee doh!!!
Regards, Don Laird
Edson, Alberta, Canada
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