Monday, March 22, 2010

'I tried to stop and I couldn't stop': Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods has acknowledged "living a lie," saying he alone was responsible for the sex scandal that caused his shocking downfall from global sporting icon to late-night TV punchline. It was all me. I'm the one who did it. I'm the one who acted the way I acted. No one knew what was going on when it was going on," Woods told The Golf Channel in one of two interviews Sunday night."

Well here is another hot ticket.

The comments on this story are priceless. They range from the obvious from other alpha males, i.e. "We all want sex, and with the sexiest chicks, and being famous and rich only makes it easier, and if you are a loser you will get married" to the liberals lads and nice girls "It is such a shame, but through hard work and love they will keep this lovely multi-coloured family together" to the the fat ugly feminists expurging that he is not worthy of having a wife and kids and he should know better because his mom is from Thailand and probably seen more dick ends than weekends before she was 17 and met big fat daddy woods and swept him off his feet because of true love"!

OK, I made that last part up.

But I'm divided on this story. Being one who has been lured by a couple of addictions, I feel for the man/boy/kunta kinde/toby. Did I ever have the amount of money he has... well no. Have I travelled and been not worried about the amount of money I spend? Almost exclusively. Have some of these vacations been to countries where the sale of alcohol is legal? Certainly. Have some of these countries offered legal girls of the night? Certainly. Ahhh sweet memories... oops where was I? hmmm.... a point, I must reach a point, grrrr! Let's try this; me, a simple Army tanker and recce soldier making a modest amount of salary have travelled the world and have suckled from the boozy teat until that teat was dry, and then on to human teats and other naughty bits. I recognized from early on that hearth and home and family was not for me.
And one last point - his wife must have an ice cold bum or she has a penis, because only a ignorant duffus would stray away from that hot Viking!

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